Sunday, February 14, 2010

For my Valentine...

A year back.. I was all heartbroken at this particular day...and with a low confidence that I am good for no one.. so that year I stayed drunk on whiskey but this year things are gonna be sweet like summer wine ..So I am gonna be drunk again in her love....


Really ..love is a bliss ....

The following video is gift for my valentine.. It is song sang by legendary singer Sourish Karmakar himself and he has got a pathetic voice which his girl friend denies...but still in love ..the real test is when a person rise above himself and love the love... so I am going to be all immodest and pretend that I can sing...hehehehehe..so bear with me

yeah yeah !!! I know my singing sucks...but if she likes it then it is fine for me...as already most of you all hate me....lol....

So here comes the video...  (Don't laugh :P )

video
Annie's Song- Sourish Karmakar ( originally sung by John Denver )

PS: Happy Valentine's day to my valentine and all of you..I hope things go well with you all...love and carez

PPS: All rights resrerved..if u need to hire the singer.. You can reach him through this blog.. :D









Thursday, February 04, 2010

How to increase your Readers via SEO ... *Humor* ??

The post is for all the tech geeks and wanna be tech geeks who don't have a clue what SEO means...

No buddyy!!! SEO is not misspelled CEO... it means Search Engine Optimization .. which means how to write so that the search engines recognize ur writings all above the other.... for that you only have to do is follow some basic protocols apart from writing good and creative...

First you go through the examples...

Rahul Gandhi- 

The mumma's boy who is gonna be our next prime minister for sure..gives a statement in Bihar.. that all the NSG commandoes were from Bihar and U.P. who saved Maharashtra.. 
So what's new???  Whole media said it before when MNS were thrashing the north Indians...

So this is not SEO... as Rahul is already famous and he will automatically rank above the most due to his already popular Image...

but what if u combine the Sena Response.. that Rahul is unmarried so he has grown up horns as no other body part is having any change.. now that is SEO... U add adult contents in the remark and whole nation will read it.. 

So choose ur title wisely... so that it contains keywords which has Adult value as wateva we all say ..we search adult things pretty regularly on internet...

Jokes Apart: Don't you think Rahul Gandhi is another hoax.. his party is running both Central government in India and State government of Maharashtra..so what is stopping him to take action against the people who are dividing people racially????... lol... 

Now see ..he used Search Engine Optimisation technique For Bihar election.. all he has to say motivating word for Biharis and they will flock to vote for him and ultimately he is not going to do anything except talk and talk...

Shahrukh Khan :

My name is Khan and I am an Indian and I will play Pakistani Players... 
WoW bold...!!! I salute you for that.. because ur speech which is so inspiring still are all SEOs... I won't blame you.. as you actually wanted a free controversial publicity for KKR in upcoming IPL 3 and his film..which Amir got from Chetan Bhagat controversy.. but your words were so SEO that you are now all over... lol... but at least you have the guts to follow up what u said unlike Amitabh who has gone to Bal Thackeray to show his film Rann which nobody else wanna see...


Now above two examples are already famous..now how can you ..the common can be famous...??? So the next example follows :

MNS , Shivsena and Petty politics :

See.. Do u know who leads Janta dal united or where it rules.. but u all know who are ruling these too parties... because they used SEO...and now are better known than most national party...

First they started with Verbal abuse to national celebrity like Amitabh  Bachan, then they started accusing Sachin Tendulkar , then Australian cricketers and now Shahrukh Khan...

Then they occasionally beat up fellow Indians to show their vandalism oops Nationalism..lol.. and all we do is talk about how bad they are and other parties are afraid of losing Maratha Manus... I guess they are people who are actually Aliens who has colonized Mumbai..

And Now they said... 'Don't blame me if people of Maharashtra.. ( The aliens > " Maratha Manus" ) wants to go separate from India'.... 

See now they are talking like Separatist which in times of Peace are called as Terrorists and they are again all over the news... lol ..and that is the best SEO  and you will be recognized world wide....



So you see these are the examples of how SEO can be used...

So summing it up in 5 points...

1) Be popular from prior
2) Use Adult words in your Vocabs and links
3) Beat Up people or thrash them in your blog
4) Oppose whatever good is there as people like negative thoughts and write it bold and  clear
5) Last but not the list.. u can be a terrorist like Kasab and  MNS and Shivsena who wants a separate homeland

PS:  This post is dedicated to my  sister  who is new to blogging world and is worried because she gets so low traffic inspite of writing so good and all the people who wanna know how to get a good Page Rank ( How Google defines ur website ) and high traffic... rather than being a follower to all the site you visit and want them to be urs....

Wake up India.. 

Love and Carez....





Tuesday, February 02, 2010

Music is my soul....

Two nights back ... I was surfing my TV at 2 am and halted on a movie of Kiefer Sutherland ...my fav actor of '24' and you might have heard him and then a glimpse in the Spielberg movie 'Phone Booth'....

Now you must be thinking what I am blabbering.. really this blog break has affected my writing and it is very hard to  initiate as so many words are moving in my head...


It was a movie called Flashback.. a story of a FBI agent transporting a national criminal Huey Walker (Dennis Hopper) to country jail.. the criminal was convicted of riots against nation during 1960s of anti-vietnam protests and was absconding for 20 years before he let himself caught for the book publicity...the story revolved around the young FBI agent who was born and brought up under Walker's legend in 1960s which he was so trying to deny but ultimately he came back to his roots.....the movie was all about how life is so wonderful which we are wasting on being ridiculously punctual and materialistic...and I slept at 4 AM longing for more


1960s was the era of revolution in America and Europe... it was the time when the millions of babies who were born after world war returned soldiers who were fighting in war all around the world... got young ..18 to 22 and this was the time when America was boiling with Zillions of young blood and America invaded Vietnam.. there was misery , joblessness and war all around.. and that was the time some of the greatest legends of rock n roll unified the souls with music... it is considered the golden age of Rock and some excellent music was born with some wonderful artist such as Beatles,Rolling Stone, Bob Dylan , Rod Stewart with Folk Rock. In 1966 the UK underground scene based in North London, supported new acts including Pink Floyd, Traffic and Soft Machine with Jimmy Hendrix....

The world was so beautiful then..even the slightest glimpse of it makes me wanna go all back to 1960s back to the rock cult..to smoke drink and float in music...

The world now is so based on time and in contrast to that we don't have time for ourselves...lol...Irony...

PS: The above song " Summer Wine "was originally sung by Frank Sinatra's daughter but I loved it's new remake...I am betting that u will surely fall in love with this song and the era I am talking about...

oooooooooooooo oh !! Summer wine !!!

Love you all....






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